Since the debate is so boring right now, I made a rap…

I’m at a debate motherfucker take a look at me
Words flowing out my mouth like golly gee
Over two minutes, me and my running mate
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m at a debate

Record my words, trick (trick) I’m at a debate, bitch (bitch)
The name’s Mitt Romney, I’m Mormon and rich (rich)
I got my spray tan, and I’m flippy floppy
I got my birth certificate, wanna see a copy?

I’m staring down my opponent, smirkin and shit
Got no love for women, the poor, or the gays
But I got a binder full of bitches and I’m getting praise
I’m at a debate motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

When Mitt Romney interrupts the moderator… take a shot.